if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
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I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me.
I don’t want to grow up.
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if i ever get a boyfriend i hope he understands i will probably love celebrities more than him
My boyfriend knows I am faithful to him and only him. You should not be pointing your peepers in any other man’s direction but your own’s.
calm down saint theresa this is only the internet
does it count against me if we’re both pointing our peepers towards the same person??
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cas looked at dean when he said “love”
my heart is crying tears
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I need a moment to process this
I CANT BREATHE WHAT
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
(via swaguar)
(via tessaviolet)
Men Experiencing Labor Pains
With their wives supporting them.
HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD
I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.
“Men can handle anything”
“Women exaggerate everything”
And then they realized just how wrong they were
my favorite part is where the wives high five each other
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WHEN PEOPLE COME ON TUMBLR AFTER A SHOW HAS AIRED AND GET MAD ABOUT SPOILERS I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT DID YOU EXPECT IT’S LIKE WALKING INTO A ONE DIRECTION CONCERT AND GETTING MAD THAT THERE ARE TEENAGE GIRLS THERE
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pepper doing some ironing
I caNT’ BRETAHSE
this scene raped my soul
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