May 2013
maleteen:
if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body
densiandneric:
invisiblechickens:
read and hold a book however the fuck you want. crease it, bend it, flex it, crack the spine, fold the pages. reading is meant to be a joy, and you should be able to read the words. love the book and it will love you back. if some ass is giving you shit by telling you not to fold the book over when reading, hit them in the face with that book.
Not my book,...
nickiilluminaji:
casdixon:
jaredisahappymoose:
im-your-favorite-actor-and-i:
itssamwinchester:
but guYS WHAT IF
i am laughing so hard omg
DEANS HEAD LOOKS SO SMALL IM CRYING
Sam looks like Lord Farquaad
oh mY GOD
I WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE UNTIL I REALIZED WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON
Things My Father Never Wanted To Know
*both of us watching Blind Banker on UKTV, Da's on the treadmill and i'm on the couch*
Dad : Is he running towards the guy with the gun?
Me : Hmmm? Yeah.
Dad : Not very smart.
Me : He's Sherlock Holmes.
Dad : *tilts head* He has really thin legs.
Me : Won't matter when they're wrapped around me head.
Dad : ...
Me : ...i just said that out loud, didn't i? *laughs*
Dad : Things i never needed to know about you. Never EVER needed to know.
Me : Shall i refrain from telling you about my thoughts about 'Three Continents' Watson then?
Dad : If you could please. *runs faster on treadmill*
Me : *laughs harder*
carinapereira87:
hahahahajaime:
my suicide note is just gonna be this picture
Sorry world but I cannot continue.These fuckers and their cheekbones and politeness are driving me mad. It was good. actually, it was more than good. It was amazing.
Fuckers.
carinapereira87:
jolivet:
simon-the-jewish-vampire:
snarkreactors:
I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!
THIS IS THE BEST
I guess you did turn it on
This is why I am in love with Misha:
mishadmitrikrushniccollins:
When traffic was making him late for his panel, he didn’t just sit in the car and wait for it to take him to the hotel.
He got out of the car and RAN the rest of the way to the hotel x x x
I’m sorry, but celebrities don’t do that. They accept that they’re going to be late and apologize when they get there. They don’t get out of the car and run the rest of the way...
AND THUS THE COLLECTIVE HAITUS OF THE BIG 3 BEGINS
passthecocaine:
eatsleepcrap:
and then there’s merlin
“I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe...”
– -Benedict Cumberbatch.
(via thetardisinealdor)
I. Just. Can’t
(via benedictcumbergasm)
pennyshipswincest:
I like boys with long hair and big arms and dimples and who are super tall and read books and love dogs and were once Satans vessel on Earth
(◕‿◕✿)
Alt + Ctlr + reblog sign(double click) = boom!
moves-like1d:
theshadowwalkingnobody:
natsu-salamander-dragneel:
I love it when Tumblr folk find new ways to explore this wonderful site lol.
wtf did I just do?
Holy fuck that’s amazing!! O.O
i don’t… i don’t know what happened.
electra-danton:
ivoryathena:
watching supernatural and doctor who have made me confused when i watch other shows because when a character dies i’m like ‘what do you mean they won’t be back next episode’
There are other shows!?
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the...
glamcamchic:
balloonney:
LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITS
he doesn’t just want to get to the other side of the road
he wants to get to
the other side
the motherfucking chicken is suicidal
oh my fuck MY LIFE IS A LIE
vincereauimori:
mrsmelchiorgabor:
the year is 2053. a girl lays on her bed wearing vintage ugg boots. ‘I was born in the wrong generation’ she sighs as she listens to taylor swift and cries over a one direction poster.
some kids are actually gonna be like this you do realize that
amoying:
amoying:
what do musicians put on their toast?
jam
